Bowling

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Bowling is known as one of America's greatest past times, the answer to ''I'm bored" on a rainy day. But what people fail to realize is that bowling sucks when you are losing. Take me for example, while everyone is cheering about their strikes and spares, I'm chilling at the bottom of the scoreboard. Where is the glory in that? Time after time I do the walk of shame because it has just been my turn and I've stayed at a constant score of zero. Whoohoo. Everyone is shrieking in excitement, but I'm the one mutter cuss words after every gutter ball. I'm pretty sure no one bothers watching me bowl because they can guess my score: a big fat zero. Occasionally I knock a few pins down, but that's just getting lucky. Gutter balls for days. I may seem bitter but put yourself in my bowling shoes, and you'll feel my pain. Well actually my mismatched socks, no shoes for me. Who knows what kind of disease ridden germs  reside in those century old shoes. Oh well, looks like I'll need to find a new rainy day hobby.